OneWeb and Eutelsat merge to take on Musk
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Wednesday, 27 July 2022 12:19

OneWeb and Eutelsat merge to take on Musk


Cluster bomb

Internet satellite operators OneWeb and Eutelsat are planning to merge in the hopes of becoming a stronger rival to SpaceX's Starlink which is run by Elon [look at me] Musk

Musk bonked Brin’s missus
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Monday, 25 July 2022 10:28

Musk bonked Brin’s missus


Which was why they fell out

Tesla CEO Elon [look at me] Musk was the cause of the break-up between Sergey Brin and Nicole Shanahan.

Microsoft incorporates Dischord chat for Xbox
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Saves $10 billion trying to buy the platform

After failing to acquire the popular chat platform Discord for $10 billion, Microsoft has opted to try integrating Discord's voice-chat capabilities into Xbox consoles.

Musk forced to Twitter trial early
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Wednesday, 20 July 2022 10:11

Musk forced to Twitter trial early


Might still be forced to buy the company or lose a billion dollars 

It does not appear that Elon [look at me] Musk's plan to avoid getting into trouble over his sudden change of heart over buying Twitter is going to plan.

Gates donates $20 billion to help pandemic victims
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Sir William Gates III

While fellow billionaire Elon Musk is spending shedloads not buying social media companies, Sir William Gates III is donating $20 billion of his personal fortune to sort out the "significant suffering" caused by global setbacks including the COVID-19 pandemic.

Musk desperate to get out of Twitter deal
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Could lose a billion

Poor little rich boy Elon [look at me] Musk is desperate to get out of his Twitter acquisition pledge and appears to be spinning a yarn about Twitter's figures on spam accounts as the reason.

Tesla losing billions in China crisis
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 23 June 2022 11:24

Tesla losing billions in China crisis


Musk’s mastery on show

Tesla’s new car factories in Texas and Berlin are "losing billions of dollars" as they struggle to increase production because of a shortage of batteries and China port issues, according to Chief Executive Elon Musk.

Objecting to Musk will get you fired
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Friday, 17 June 2022 11:03

Objecting to Musk will get you fired


Not cool after all

While there are many who think Elon Musk is cool and everything he says is worthy of attention, it turns out that he cannot handle people disagreeing with him.

Elon Musk forces Tesla execs back to office
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Minimum 40 hours a week

The king of Tesla, Elon Musk, is forcing its executive staff back to the office.

SpaceX paid $250,000 to make Musk sex complaint disappear
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You can shut anyone up if you have enough cash

SpaceX reportedly paid a flight attendant $250,000 to ensure she didn’t speak out or sue the company after she claimed Elon Musk allegedly exposed himself and propositioned her for sex.