Elon gets a special delivery from Jensen Huang

NVIDIA has announced that it will start shipping its NVIDIA DGX Spark, a 1 PFLOP Blackwell-based world's smallest AI supercomputer. NVIDIA's CEO, Jensen Huang, made a special delivery to Elon Musk at SpaceX.

AI outfit now the priciest start-up on the planet

Chatgpt maker OpenAI has stitched up a deal that values the artificial intelligence outfit at $500 billion, putting it ahead of Elon Musk’s SpaceX as the most expensive start-up in the world.

CFO quits after four months as legal chiefs and a co-founder walk.

xAI has sprung another leak at the top table as senior staff seem to be fleeing the company.

Sees “white genocide” everywhere even in baseball

Elon Musk’s pet AI Grok appears to have gone completely off its trolley, hijacking conversations on X (formerly Twitter) to bang on about alleged "white genocide" in South Africa, no matter what anyone asks it.

A total cult

Tech legend Steve Wozniak, who was the brains behind Apple, lashed out at Elon Musk and Donald Trump, slamming them as bullies hell-bent on hammering the federal government into submission.

Will not point out that he spreads misinformation  

Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

There are no 150-year-olds in the US

Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s team of elite coding nerds bragged that they found fake 150-year-old people collecting Social Security in the US with their cheques illegally cashed -- however it turns out they didnn't know their COBOL.

A million new users since the US election

As the numbers of users at Elon [look at me] Musk’s social notworking site Twitter X have been falling faster than a free-falling elephant without a parachute, numbers at its rival Bluesky have been increasing.

Asked the FCC for permission

Elon [look at me] Musk has asked the FCC for permission to modify the second generation, Gen2, of Spacex’s  Starlink satellite system.

Teaches him a lesson on employment law

An Irish man took Elon [look at me] Musk to court over his employment antics and won.