Ive and Altman struggle to make OpenAI’s dream gadget work
Screen-free AI gizmo
The Dark Satanic Rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the former Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s design messiah Jony Ive and OpenAI supremo Sam Altman are wrestling with technical headaches that could derail the launch of their secretive artificial intelligence device next year.
Altman's giant GPT-4.5 hits a wall
Can’t get enough GPUs
OpenAI's CEO, Sam Altman, has unveiled the company's latest brainchild: GPT-4.5, but don’t expect to see it anytime soon.
Musk leads $97.4 billion takeover bid for OpenAI
Altman offers to take Twitter off Musk’s hands
A consortium of investors led by Swasticar maker Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has submitted a $97.4 billion offer to take over OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT.
Ive and Altman’s secret tech venture
It's not a phone, it's a mystery
Jony Ive, the design maestro behind Apple's shiny toys, and Sam Altman, the head honcho at OpenAI, are rumoured to be cooking up something big. They're not just tinkering in the shed; they're after a hefty €920 million to kickstart a company that'll churn out an AI-powered gizmo.