Sharp to buy Toshiba's PC business
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 05 June 2018 10:55

Sharp to buy Toshiba's PC business


Writes a $36 million cheque

Sharp said it would buy Toshiba's personal computer business and issue $1.8 billion in new shares to buy back preferred stock from banks, highlighting a swift recovery under the control of Foxconn.

Illinois sues over Foxconn plant
Published in News
Monday, 14 May 2018 10:38

Illinois sues over Foxconn plant


Suddenly no-one is mentioning Apple

When Foxconn announced that it was going to be building an LCD screen plant in Wisconsin, the Tame Apple Press cheered pointing out the plant would be making screens for their favourite computers. But now the project has hit a snag - the Tame Apple Press appears to have forgotten Apple's connection to Foxconn.

Foxconn and Apple will take water from Lake Michigan
Published in News


2.7 million gallons of the water will disappear


Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources granted permission to Taiwanese tech manufacturer Foxconn, best known for assembling Apple's iPhones, to siphon off seven million gallons of water per day from Lake Michigan.

Foxconn to liberate 10,000 "zoo animals"
Published in News
Thursday, 08 February 2018 10:54

Foxconn to liberate 10,000 "zoo animals"


Replace human zoo with robots

The Apple partner whose chairman Terry Gou famously compared his staff with zoo animals and once asked a zookeeper for management techniques has apparently given up on messy biological life and is replacing 10,000 of them with robots.

Foxconn hits record
Published in News
Tuesday, 12 December 2017 13:17

Foxconn hits record


Thanks to consumer electronics boom

Foxconn executives are laughing all the way to the bank after the outfit reported consolidated turned in revenues of $18.85 billion for November

HP and Foxconn close joint server company
Published in News
Monday, 23 October 2017 11:57

HP and Foxconn close joint server company


Dissolving the joint because the synergies didnt breed

A joint venture server company established three years ago by HPE and Foxconn has been quietly dissolved recently for the terrible crime of failing to breed enough synergies.

Foxconn improves iPhone X yields
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 17 October 2017 12:18

Foxconn improves iPhone X yields


Almost getting it to work

The problems that Foxconn is having with the iPhone X which have caused delays are starting to improve and apparently there are some starting to ship.

Foxconn to build LCD factory in US by 2020
Published in News
Tuesday, 22 August 2017 11:46

Foxconn to build LCD factory in US by 2020


Will cost $10 billion

Foxconn will build three facilities in the US state of Wisconsin for operation as early as next year, as part of a campus housing a $10 billion liquid crystal display (LCD) factory due for 2020.

Wall Street fumes at Foxconn
Published in News
Monday, 14 August 2017 11:55

Wall Street fumes at Foxconn


Expenses probably because of new iPhone costs 

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are furious that Apple’s number one chum Foxconn fell short of its estimates by a huge 25 percent.

Illinois worried about Fox-con
Published in News
Wednesday, 09 August 2017 11:42

Illinois worried about Fox-con


It will be 25 years before there are any benefits

The “great deal” which would see Foxconn open a show factory in the US is laced with so many sweeteners it looks like it will be a quarter of century before Illinois will see any benefit.