Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards are nearly here
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Newegg has them listed

Nvidia's flagship GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards will be available on 30 January at 6 am.

iPhone has a new broken alarm feature
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Claims to be on it

Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.  

Microsoft was in the middle of the Gaza Conflict.
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Flogged cloud and AI to the IDF

A leaked document from Israel’s Defense Ministry and files acquired from Microsoft’s Israeli subsidiary show that the software king of the world has been deeply involved in the Gaza conflict.

Nvidia starts killing off Maxwell, Pascal, and Volta GPUs
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GeForce driver support future uncertain

Tom’s Hardware has noticed that Nvidia's release notes for CUDA 12.8 show Maxwell, Pascal, and Volta GPUs are set to transition to the legacy driver branch and will self-identify as “dead as a dodo.”

Boffins save 30 per cent on data centre power bills
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Made some minor changes to Linux code

A team of boffins has emerged from their smoke-filled labs with a string of Linux code that they think can save 30 per cent on a data centre's power bill.