Dragging HP and Dell along for the ride
Nvidia has taken a break from selling overpriced GPUs to crypto bros and decided to plonk two AI supercomputers on your desk — assuming your desk is reinforced with steel, and you have a ton of cash.
Cloud engineers are top AI users
Cybersecurity plays catch-up
Cloud Engineers are the new AI overlords, leaving everyone else to squabble over second place, according to a new report.
Samsung launches new Odyssey gaming monitors
New 3D monitor and industry-first 4K 240Hz monitor
Samsung has announced its new lineup of Odyssey gaming monitors, including the Odyssey 3D, Odyssey OLED G8, and the Odyssey G9. Samsung is also introducing the new ViewFinity S8, a 37-inch 4K monitor.
KLEVV brings new DDR5 memory lineup
New colors, lower latency, and AMD optimizations
KLEVV has announced new updates to its DDR5 Gaming/OC memory lineup, including new color options for the FIT V and BOLT V series, enhanced performance with lower latency SKUs, and new "Optimized for AMD" kits in its DDR5 OC lineup.
Oracle denies cloud breach
However, not many are buying it
Oracle is doing its best impression of a brick wall after a hacker going by “rose87168” claimed to have waltzed through their cloud infrastructure and walked off with six million records.
Chip stocks rally after Trump flip-flops
Tariffs aren’t a tech bro’s best friend
Chipmakers had a rare moment of joy this week after reports suggested that Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump might not slap the semiconductor industry with another round of wallet-crushing tariffs on 2 April.
Ex-Intel boss trades chips for church chatbots
Still living on a prayer
Once tasked with rescuing Troubled Chipzilla from its decade-long spiral into mediocrity, Pat [kicking] Gelsinger has now found his true calling.
China's army of tech engineers saving the country
US’s army of CEOs is not that useful
China’s army of engineers may be poised to give the US a costly wedgie in the tech arena.
Samsung CEO logs out
Empire passes to Jun Young-hyun
Samsung’s co-CEO Han Jong-hee has died after suffering a heart attack, leaving the company’s struggling tech empire to Jun Young-hyun, who was only recently handed the reins of the semiconductor industry last week.
SAP is Europe's most valuable company
Management software triumphs over slimming injections and insulin
The maker of expensive management software, whose functionality is largely unknown, SAP, is officially Europe’s most valuable company.