Intel puts ASML’s NA machines to work
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Twice as reliable

Troubled Chipzilla has officially put ASML’s next-generation high-numerical-aperture (NA) lithography machines to work and early results show they are already twice as reliable as previous models.

Vole drops more Intel CPUs
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Tightens the screws on Windows 11

Software King of the World, Microsoft has updated its CPU compatibility list for Windows 11 24H2, officially cutting off pre-11th-generation Intel processors for OEMs building new PCs. 

Musk’s own AI censored
Published in AI


Will not point out that he spreads misinformation  

Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.

Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
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Only while Trump is in charge

Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.

MSI releases new servers with Intel Xeon 6 inside
Published in PC Hardware


Designed for AI applications and cloud

MSI has unveiled a new range of high-performance server platforms powered by the latest Intel Xeon 6 family of processors, which it claims will provide unprecedented computing power and energy efficiency for modern data centres.